You might wanna take time off from Punch-Out, we don't want you losing your arms.

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I just made you read this.

Awesome work! Soda Popinski's pretty easy if you want any tips on beating the sucker.

However I think you should rest your arms until you're ready.

Nice job on making it to Cola Crackin’—Daaaaaaar, I mean, Soda Popinski in one setting. You might want to hold off a bit and let your arms nurse themselves, though. It wouldn’t do to have you reduced to Venus de Milo at this day and hour, now.

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あたし、SSB Crewのピットです

The new Punch Out!! is so much fun it's rather ridiculous.

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"Dance of the naked lesbians proves that man is not the only gay in the village."
- a true headline from the London Times

and it makes me all sweaty...

JUST LIKE IN ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!

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"That's a Yoshi, Snake. They live on Yoshi's Island."

too late... now I'm at Super Macho Dude! Meaning I beat Bald Bull!! Which I could NEVER do in NES Punch-Out!! I feel vindicated.

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"That's a Yoshi, Snake. They live on Yoshi's Island."

ALready did! And I actually beat Bald Bull!!! I couldn't do it in the NES one. Did a few rounds with Super Mach Man, but I was tired, as the first two guys took me like 2 hours, and dinner was ready so I stopped...

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"That's a Yoshi, Snake. They live on Yoshi's Island."

I CAN TYPE WITH MY FACE! SEE!?

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"That's a Yoshi, Snake. They live on Yoshi's Island."

BUT FACE TYPING IS ILLEGAL!

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I just made you read this.